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natejbennett:

latenightseth:

In his defense, it’s a pretty thoughtful present.

SAW but with that puppet and he mainly interviews you.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

lifewithoutjokes:

Top Posts on 9Gag this Week!: 9gag always has the funniest stuff. Check out their latest. #7 is so funny! http://ichirokanami.me/the-best-of-9gag

lifewithoutjokes:

Top Posts on 9Gag this Week!: 9gag always has the funniest stuff. Check out their latest. #7 is so funny! http://ichirokanami.me/the-best-of-9gag

lifewithoutjokes:

Hilarious Forever Alone Memes!: Yes! These Forever Alone memes are hilarious! #9 rules http://ichirokanami.me/best-of-forever-alone

lifewithoutjokes:

Hilarious Forever Alone Memes!: Yes! These Forever Alone memes are hilarious! #9 rules http://ichirokanami.me/best-of-forever-alone

giantgag-official:

Funny pictures of the day (47 pics) The Daily DiCaprio Text

giantgag-official:

Funny pictures of the day (47 pics)
The Daily DiCaprio Text
zaynsana:

broken-funny-sad

Broken Funny Lovely

zaynsana:

broken-funny-sad

Broken Funny Lovely

krook:

innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUEHOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.
IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.


they are here to learn from the professionals.

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.

IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.

they are here to learn from the professionals.